a keeper.

If he goes to the store to buy frozen pizzas for you when it's far past midnight, then he's a keeper.

If he cooks those pizzas and kills the spider in the sink for you when it's far past midnight, then he's a keeper.

If he willingly volunteers to clean up after the pizza eating that occurred far past midnight, then he's a keeper.

If you have to fight him away from the dishes, then he's a keeper.

If he hugs you from behind while you're doing the dishes just so he can kiss the crown of your head, then he's a keeper.

If he plays with your hands and kisses your fingers during a movie, then he's a keeper.

If he makes you laugh in every moment you spend with him, then he's a keeper.

And if you really really like him and he does all those other things,
then keep him.